October 16, 2011

GODS & QUEENS touring Europe, losers skip their homeland... again


GODS & QUEENS are touring Europe, again. If you can, please go see them and then punch Jamie Getz in his fat head for never touring the damn states like a wimp and making us sit on these dust-collecting but totally awesome LPs. The jerk!

Seriously though, Ben the bassist is awesome and I'm sure whatever sucker they found to play drums is alright too. Go see these dudes, Euros!!

Wed, Nov 9 7:00 pm La Miroiterie Paris, France
Thu, Nov 10 7:00 pm Le Bar des Capucins Lyon, France
Fri, Nov 11 7:00 pm Edoné Bergamo, Italy
Sat, Nov 12 7:00 pm Arci Valverde Forli, Italy
Sun, Nov 13 7:00 pm Borederline Pisa, Italy
Mon, Nov 14 8:00 pm Voodoo Arci Club, Comacchio, Italy
Tues, Nov 15 8:00 pm MKC, Koper, Slovenia
Wed, Nov 16 10:00 am Radio Student FM 89,3 (Jamie Solo/Acoustic LOL) Ljublijana, Slovenia
Wed, Nov 16 7:00 pm Pekarna, Dvorana Gustaf Maribor, Slovenia
Thu, Nov 17 7:00 pm Menza Pri Koritu Ljubljana, Slovenia
Fri, Nov 18 7:00 pm Palah, Rijeka, Croatia
Sat, Nov 19 7:00 pm TBA Banja Luka, Bosnia and Herzegovnia
Sun, Nov 20 Off (boring)
Mon, Nov 21 7:00 pm Venue TBA Split, Croatia
Tue, Nov 22 7:00 pm Széfra Budapest, Hungary
Weds, Nov 23 Vester 99, Vienna, Austria
Thurs, Nov 24 8:00 pm SUB, Graz, Austria
Fri, Nov 25 7:00 pm AZ Conni Dresden, Germany
Sat, Nov 26 3:00 pm Saechsischer Bahnhof Gera, Germany
Sun, Nov 27 3:00 pm Schokoladen Berlin, Germany *Early Show*
Mon, Nov 28 7:00 pm Exhaus Trier, Germany
Tue, Nov 29 7:00 pm Waldmeister Solingen, Germany
Wed, Nov 30 7:00 pm AZ Aachen, Germany
Thu, Dec 1 7:00 pm De Onderbroek Nijmegen, Netherlands
Fri, Dec 2 9:00 pm Secret Spot Oostende, Belgium
Sat, Dec 3 8:00 pm Vera Groningen, Netherlands *FREE SHOW*

October 15, 2011

PYGMY LUSH fall tour dates (Oct/Nov, east coast)


PYGMYLUSH is hitting the road to The Fest and back (plus a lil some some). Just east coast style this time, but here ya go:

10/25-Blacksburg, VA-130 Jackson w/ Circle Takes The Square, Regents
10/26-Greensboro, NC-Glenwood Coffee w/ Circle Takes The Square, Systems
10/27-Birmingham, AL-Spring St Firehouse w/ Coliseum, Regents
10/28-New Orleans, LA-Big Top w/ Leaving, Habitat
10/29-Tallahassee, FL-Farside w/ Salt Altars
10/30-Gainesville, FL-The Fest/The Atlantic w/ Ampere, Punch, The Catalyst, Pianos Become The Teeth
10/31-Atlanta, GA-Wonderroot w/ Loma Prieta, The Catalyst
11/1-Richmond, VA-Gallery 5 w/ Screaming Females, Big Eyes
11/2-Baltimore, MD-Golden West w/ Ladypiss
11/3-Rochester, NY-Montys Crown w/ Like Wolves
11/4-Boston, MA-Democracy Center w/ Ampere
11/5-NYC, NY-Death By Audio w/ Ghastly City Sleep, Ancient Sky

"Here's the final routing and info for the east coast Fall tour....
No other touring plans... until Spring 2012... European Tour... info TBA...."

October 11, 2011

Lotsa THOU media (shirt pics, great live shots, vinyl photos, etc)


Here's a little mockup image of the newest "Accountant" THOU shirt. (left part is the front, right part is the back - back print is actually pretty small). Super comfy shirt, ala American Apparel's grey tri-blend, but without supporting skumbagz...

* Grab that joker here


Brooklyn Vegan also caught THOU live at their recent (and packed) ABC No Rio gigger in NYC, snapping a bunch of rad shots (and apparently a video of them covering "Sabatoge" by ye' ol' BEASTIE BOYS!)

* Peep pics/vids here


Semi-related, longtime bro of both the band and label, Josh Sisk, snapped a few gnarly shots as well from this week's Baltimore show...

* Czech them here


Vinyl Abuse did a cool photo-review of our latest THOU release, The Archer & The Owle megaEP 12" and cassette. Some pretty rad (and large) photos can be found there now.

* Vinyl Abuse blogg
* Order The Archer & The Owle megaEP 12" and/or cassette

I think that's as much THOU updateage we can cram into one little bump... maybe we'll have a sequel with some videos? Anyway, if you dig this band we've got a boatload of their stuff, please check it out!

* THOU in the Robotic Empire - Online Store

October 10, 2011

ROBOTIC EMPIRE - Online Store Update - New Thou shirt and self-released Raein 12"

Hey everyone, medium sized update this week with a new shirt from Thou and some choice vinyl including the self-released Raein record. Restocks of the Harp Lady shirt design for Thou and other crucial items we like to keep in stock. Check the list below! We also wanted to mention that Neon Bastard has a self recorded / self released EP out now and it's available on our bandcamp page, links below. Thanks!

New Items:

Aidan Baker - Only Stories 12" (Broken Spine Productions) $16.99
Cult of Daath - The Grand Torturers of Hell CD (Battle Kommand) $4.99
Hero Of A Hundred Fights - The Remote The Cold - CLEAR COLORED VINYL 12" (Forge Again) $13.99
Infinite Light LTD - Self-Titled - CLEAR COLORED VINYL 12" (Denovali) $16.99
Like Wolves - Self-Titled - ORANGE COLORED VINYL 12" (Hex) $9.99
Moloch / Wyqm - Split - MARBLE BLACK GOLD COLORED VINYL 12" (Death Agonies & Screams) $9.99
MonstrO - Anchors Up! - BLUE COLORED VINYL 7" (Limited Fanfare) $5.99
MonstrO - Anchors Up! - FUCHSIA COLORED VINYL 7" (Limited Fanfare) $5.99
Nachtmystium - Doomsday Derelicts 12'' *RED COLORED VINYL 12" (Diabolus Templum Sanus) $10.99
Nachtmystium - Live At Roadburn MMX CD (Diabolus Templum Sanus) $4.99
Nadja / Picastro - Fool, Redeemer 12" (Broken Spine Productions) $16.99
Oak & Bone - Self-Titled 12" (Hex) $9.99
Oak & Bone - Self-Titled - PURPLE MARBLE COLORED VINYL 12" (Hex) $9.99
Oak & Bone / Like Wolves - Split 7" (Barbarossa) $4.99
Protestant - Stalemate 10" (Halo Of Flies) $9.99
Raein - Sulla Linea D'Orizzonte Tra Questa Mia Vita E Quella Di Tutti 12" (Self-Released) $15.99
Sapthuran / Leviathan - Split CD (Battle Kommand) $4.99
Secrets She Kept - La Fin Absolue du Monde Cassette (Witch Sermon) $4.99
Thou - Accountant - Size: DOUBLE EXTRA LARGE T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $15.99
Thou - Accountant - Size: EXTRA LARGE T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $14.99
Thou - Accountant - Size: LARGE T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $14.99
Thou - Accountant - Size: MEDIUM T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $14.99
Thou - Accountant - Size: SMALL T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $14.99
Thou - Accountant - Size: YOUTH LARGE T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $14.99
Unearthly Trance - V Cassette (Witch Sermon) $4.99
Whirr - Distressor Cassette (Bridgetown) $5.99
Xasthur / Leviathan - Split CD (Battle Kommand) $4.99



Restocks:

Achilles - Hospice 12'' *GREY COLORED VINYL* (Farewell Party) $12.99
Celeste - Misanthrope(s) 2x12'' *BLACK VINYL* (Denovali) $24.99
Celeste - Morte(s) Nee(s) 2x12'' *BLACK VINYL* (Denovali) $26.99
Celeste - Nihiliste(s) 12'' *PICTURE DISC VINYL* (Denovali) $14.99
Ed Gein - Judas Goats and Dieseleaters 12'' *RED/CLEAR VINYL* (HexRecords) $9.99
Fall Of Efrafa - Inle 2x12'' *VINYL* (Halo Of Flies) $24.99
Mount Fuji Doomjazz Corporation, The - Anthropomorphic 2x12'' *BLACK VINYL* (Denovali) $24.99
Oak & Bone - Self-Titled 7'' *BLACK VINYL* (Hex) $4.99
Omega Massif - Geisterstadt 12'' *BROWN BLACK COLORED VINYL* (Denovali) $14.99
Thou - Harp Lady T-Shirt Size: EXTRA LARGE (Mammoth) $14.99
Thou - Harp Lady T-Shirt Size: LARGE (Mammoth) $14.99
Thou - Harp Lady T-Shirt Size: MEDIUM (Mammoth) $14.99
Thou - Harp Lady T-Shirt Size: SMALL (Mammoth) $14.99
Thou - Harp Lady T-Shirt Size: YOUTH LARGE (Mammoth) $14.99
Unholy Grave - Grindignation 7'' *BLUE BLACK SMEAR SQUARE SHAPED COLORED VINYL* (Death Agonies ... $7.99
Wyqm - Self-Titled 12'' *YELLOW WITH BLACK SPLATTER COLORED VINYL* (Death Agonies & Screams) $6.99

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September 18, 2011

More new THOU vinyl & merch, plus a bigass/badass distro update!


(photo by Rich Gaccione)
TWO back-to-back THOU updates?! Not that crazy when you consider how freakishly prolific this monster outfit is, and we're pretty hyped to have our hands in yet another release they've done. A bit less directly this time, but along with longtime brethren Gilead Media, the Robotic Empire - Online Store is the very first place to stock THOU's band-released *upgraded* vinyl repress of their latest album, Summit.


Thankfully this one is NOT a pre-order, as this bad mamma jamma is all done and ready to roll! Their latest doom/sludge masterpiece, Summit, was initially released on wax by Southern Lord, but now self-released by the band with some mild but important upgrades: all new plates, heavyweight tip-on style jacket with clear spot-gloss, heavier printed innersleeve (with corrected text and lyrics), NO mucking around with stickers, smokey clear 180 GRAM vinyl... overall we're just talking a really classy package here.

That's not to dump on the venerable Southern Lord's pressing, which was solid. Its just that THOU has since ironed out a few OCD kinks on what they want to see within a fully realized package, taking knowledge gained from our recent The Archer & The Owle "megaEP" release and re-applying some sonic and aesthetic enhancements to their latest full-length offering.

That being said, this thing is freaking beautiful. An already massive album that is now probably a bit more in line with the true vision THOU has for this album. We're honored to aide these fine southern gentlemen in any way yet again, and of course along with our awesome(ly organized) brother-in-arms at Gilead Media!


To commemorate the occasion (and others), we have beefed up our THOU shirt arsenal with a new ripoff of a classic PG.99 image... actually the first t-shirt we ever printed so many years ago! We're still using the same great printshop who've always done us right and are happy to present this thing to you today. Alabama's Mammoth Printshop printed our very first shirt for us a solid dozen or so years ago: a black owl and mustard yellow text on an athletic grey t-shirt. Here we are again with an homage to those days (comparison image here), with friends of all conspirators THOU delivering this classic ripoff tee.

In addition to that banger, we're hoping to have another new design and one re-print in house before too long, but those didn't quite make it in time for this update. No matter, there is a (potentially literal) TON of other new items and restocks for this update, including a slew of other very righteous vinyl and shirts.

Noteworthy new jams include the debut FALSE LP (sooooo highly recommended), BARGHEST's debut (ex/current THOU), DARK CASTLE's latest on color, GHOSTLIMB efficiency, the long overdue and most triumphant HARKONEN LP (finally!), MOLOCH, SUTEKH HEXEN, more(!) freakin THOU import LPs, TOMBS wax, mo' Mylene Sheath glory, another rad COUGH shirt (exclusive to our mailorder) and lots more...

Restocks include the other gnarly COUGH t-shirt designs and ALL their vinyl releases, BARN OWL, a BARONESS re-press, CAPSULE's latest album on coloured vinylz, DROPDEAD x3, GEISHA, JUNIUS 2xLPs, MASTODON and more. Here're the full lists:

NEW ITEMS:
* Actors & Actresses - We Love Our Enemy - CLEAR COLORED VINYL 12" (The Mylene Sheath) $12.99
* Alpinist / Masakari - Split 12" (Halo Of Flies) $11.99
* Aseethe - Reverent Burden 12" (Floating Cave) $14.99
* Barghest - Untitled - 180 GRAM VINYL 12" (Gilead Media) $10.99
* Barn Owl - Shadowland 12" (Thrill Jockey) $16.99
* Big Kids - Phone Home - BLACK VINYL 12" (Adagio830) $14.99
* Cough - Goat - Size: EXTRA LARGE T-Shirt (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough - Goat - Size: LARGE T-Shirt (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough - Goat - Size: MEDIUM T-Shirt (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough - Goat - Size: SMALL T-Shirt (Self Released) $14.99
* Dark Castle - Surrender To All Life Beyond Form - RED COLORED VINYL 12" (Brutal Panda) $21.99
* Deadverse - Caution To The Wind - BLACK VINYL 12" (Adagio830) $11.99
* Eksi Ekso - Brown Shark, Red Lion - COLORED VINYL 2x12" (The Mylene Sheath) $19.99
* Elm - Nemcatacoa 12" (Sweat Lodge Guru) $18.99
* Expo 70 - Where Does Your Mind Go? 2x12" (Immune) $24.99
* False - Untitled 12" (Gilead Media) $11.99
* Ghostlimb - Bearings & Distance and Self-Titled Repress 12" (Adagio830) $14.99
* Harkonen - Shake Harder Boy - BLUE COLORED VINYL 12" (Brutal Panda) $15.99
* Herra Terra - Quiet Geist - RED COLORED VINYL 12" (The Mylene Sheath) $12.99
* Higuma - Pacific Fog Dreams 12" (Root Strata) $16.99
* Jon Porras - Undercurrent 12" (Root Strata) $16.99
* Lavinia - There Is Light Between Us - BROWN GREY COLORED VINYL 12" (The Mylene Sheath) $12.99
* Moloch - Possession 12" (Vendetta) $14.99
* No Funeral - Self-Titled 12" (Wands Discs) $9.99
* Resurrectionists / Lich - Split 12" (Vendetta) $14.99
* Snowblood - Self-Titled 2x12" (Super Fi) $27.99
* Sutekh Hexen - Luciform 12" (Wands Discs) $9.99
* Thou - Owl - Size: DOUBLE EXTRA LARGE T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $12.99
* Thou - Owl - Size: EXTRA LARGE T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $12.99
* Thou - Owl - Size: LARGE T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $12.99
* Thou - Owl - Size: MEDIUM T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $12.99
* Thou - Owl - Size: SMALL T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $12.99
* Thou - Owl - Size: YOUTH LARGE T-Shirt (Robotic Empire) $12.99
* Thou - Summit - SMOKEY CLEAR COLORED 180 GRAM VINYL 12" (Self Released) $16.99
* Thou - To The Chaos Wizard Youth 12" (Vendetta) $14.99
* Thou / Cower - Split 12" (Vendetta) $14.99
* Tombs - Path Of Totality 12" (Relapse) $12.99
* Zachary Cale - Noise of Welcome 12" (Adagio830) $14.99

RESTOCKS:
* Angel Eyes - Midwestern 12" - GOLD COLORED VINYL (The Mylene Sheath) $9.99
* Barn Owl - Ancestral Star 12" (Thrill Jockey) $16.99
* Baroness - Blue 2x12" - CONFETTI COLORED VINYL (Relapse) $24.99
* Beware of Safety - It Is Curtains 12" - RED w/ BLACK HAZE (The Mylene Sheath) $14.99
* Capsule - No Ghost 12" - GREY COLORED VINYL (Rorschach) $12.99
* Cough - Baphomet T-Shirt - Size: EXTRA LARGE (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough - Baphomet T-Shirt - Size: MEDIUM (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough - Baphomet T-Shirt - Size: SMALL (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough - Ritual Abuse 2x12" - RED COLORED VINYL (Relapse) $19.99
* Cough - Sigillum Luciferi 2x12" - ORANGE COLORED VINYL (Forcefield) $17.99
* Cough - Wizard T-Shirt - Size: EXTRA LARGE (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough - Wizard T-Shirt - Size: LARGE (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough - Wizard T-Shirt - Size: SMALL (Self Released) $14.99
* Cough / The Wounded Kings - An Introduction To The Black Arts 12" (Forcefield) $9.99
* Dropdead - Discography 1992-1993 12" (Armageddon) $9.99
* Dropdead - Self Titled 1993 12" (Armadeggon) $9.99
* Dropdead - Self Titled 1998 12" (Armageddon) $9.99
* Geisha - Maudit A Minuit 12" (Super Fi) $13.99
* Junius - Self-Titled 2x12" - RED COLORED VINYL (The Mylene Sheath) $19.99
* Junius - The Martyrdom Of A Catastrophist 2x12" - BRONZE COLORED VINYL (Mylene Sheath) $21.99
* Mastodon - Leviathan 12" (Relapse) $14.99
* Sleep - Volume 2 T-Shirt - Size: EXTRA LARGE (DIY) $14.99
* Sleep - Volume 2 T-Shirt - Size: LARGE (DIY) $14.99
* Sleep - Volume 2 T-Shirt - Size: MEDIUM (DIY) $14.99
* Sleep - Volume 2 T-Shirt - Size: SMALL (DIY) $14.99
* Thou / Leech - We Pass Like Night, From Land to Land 12" - WHITE COLORED VINYL (Gilead Media) $14.99

Not too shabby at all, especially if you like the heavy stuff. Holla!

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August 31, 2011

NPR streaming PG.99 and THOU live audio!


PG.99 and THOU both played Washington, DC this past weekend... DURING the middle of hurricane Irene! NPR was awesomely on hand and recorded the show!

* PG.99 streaming audio @ NPR
* THOU streaming audio @ NPR

A true road warrior named Alec travelled from Maine(!) for the event too, and took some gnarly close-up footage of the bands as well. More to surface, but here's THOU covering NIRVANA (at the 2minute mark):



Last related news for now: longtime likeminded weirdo Ryan Hex is still going strong with his Hex Records / Hanging Like a Hex thing... stoked he's still writing righteous reviews after all these years. Anyway, he just dropped some science on THOU's new The Archer & The Owle megeEP including this tasty tidbit:

"Thou keeps their massive sludge experiments interesting, rocking, and most of all, heavy as Marty McFly's opinion of time travel. It's like Eyehategod with extra brains and just as much spite, and some cool, twisted melody to top it all off. They probably gave this away for free online already anyway, but the vinyl looks pretty cool and I think they even made a run of cassettes for this release if you're into 80's technology."

* Read the whole thing here, its great and there's plenty of other well written reviews too. No universal praise either, dawg keeps it real!

Beyond that, we're steadily selling the new releases (and reiusse) from both bands, so check em out if you haven't already:

* PG.99 stuff @ Robotic Empire's Online Store
* THOU stuff @ Robotic Empire's Online Store

August 24, 2011

THOU posts "mixtape"



* Rad THOU-assembled "mixtape" over at Cvlt Nation. 21 varied trax!

August 22, 2011

PG.99 reunion show footage and photos


(photo by Marc Gaertner, more here)
PG.99's Best Friends Day performance has come and gone, and its probably safe to say that a unanimous good time was had by all! Thanks to Curtis and Tony (and everyone else) responsible for helping this happen, and fingers crossed the DC show this weekend is just as fun! For those who missed this awesome video, it was the first one posted and seems to be the best thus far:



<3

UPDATE - more footage: Rough audio and sorta shakey footage, but awesome shot of Mike Taylor jumping into the crowd (with guitar) at 3:25... and then Chris at around the 6min mark:




Plus, another round of solid photos (by Chris Boarts Larson) from Friday's reunion show in RVA can be found over at Brooklyn Vegan.

July 11, 2011

New releases from PG.99 and THOU + shirt and vinyl sales, new items and more!!

Sometimes it can be difficult to write about dudes you've spent important formative years with, witnessing them grow from teenage punx into skilled musicians and incredible songwriters. Our longtime brothers from Sterling, Virginia are just that though... so with a nostalgic heart we present the latest Robotic Empire update.


PG.99 is the first band we ever did a release with, back in the very beginning Robodog days at the end of the last century. Its pretty crazy that over 12 years later, here we are again still talking about the same band... but they seemed incredible to us back then and still remain so today. From their first demo material to the final recordings five years later, it was amazing to watch this band evolve into the formidable force they became. Its appropriate then that Robotic Empire presents the long-overdue vinyl issuing of PAGENINETYNINE's Singles collection album.


Eighteen tracks spanning their existence have been pressed into one stellar LP. Originally released on CD by (the now-defunct?) Reptilian Records, this collection compiles PG.99's widespread non-album material. It includes the stuff from their splits with CIRCLE TAKES THE SQUARE, CITY OF CATERPILLAR, ENEMY SOIL, PROCESS IS DEAD and REACTOR NO. 7 along with other short-run compilation, EP and demo tracks.

Most PAGENINETYNINE fans have a favorite album, but in some ways Singles may be a better overall representation of the band. Each of their three full-lengths (and split longplayer with MAJORITY RULE) are excellent individual documents in their progression, but Singles manages to show it all: their humble beginnings to furious midpoint and experimental end. From the original demo tape to final split EP release, the wild ride of PG.99's various creations are clearly displayed on Singles, showing a band that evolved more in their prolific five years than one could really deem reasonable.

Finely mastered by James Plotkin for a much warmer and fuller sound not heard on the original releases, this 12" has been packaged in a printed innersleeve (with an excellent eulogy by JR Hayes of PIG DESTROYER) and a silk-screened fold-over cover (printed by Broken Press, ala document #8 - click here for a bigger version of the above photospread). 1000 copies have been pressed: 200 on green, 200 on blue and 600 on black vinyl.



** THIS IS TECHNICALLY A PRE-ORDER as it officially has an August 2nd "street date", although we've been given the go-ahead to start shipping out pre-orders within a week or two from now. However, everything for this release is now finished and in house already.. so you can order this NOW in the Robotic Empire - Online Store and we will ship out all orders as promptly as possible! **


Closely related is the latest pressing of PG.99's landmark document #8 album. Considered by many to be their definitive album, its easily the one with the most vision. Originally recorded throughout one hectic weekend in the winter of 2001, document #8 was re-mixed a few years later by band members and engineer Kurt Ballou. Since this recording those guys have forged a relationship that continues throughout each PYGMY LUSH recording (also accomplished at Kurt's Godcity studios) and the results speak for themselves. Blistering songs dripping with spirit and passion, document #8 is arguably PG.99's magnum opus. Also housed in a silkscreen jacket, this one comes with a large 16-page booklet of lyrics/artwork/photos/etc (click here for a bigger version of the above photospread). 1000 more copies of this LP have been pressed: 200 on red, 200 on white and 600 on black vinyl.

Both of these releases are timed to correspond with PAGENINETYNINE's reunion at this year's Best Friends Day festival in Richmond, Virginia. Friday, August 19th will see them play alongside CONVERGE, STRIKE ANYWHERE, CAPSULE and more at the Canal Club in RVA. Their plan is to perform the document #8 album in full, along with other material spanning their history. Its definitely not something to miss, as PG.99 hasn't played live in over eight years. More information on the (massively fun) Best Friends Day event can be found here: http://www.bestfriendsdayrva.com

In a new addition to the Best Friends Day performance, PAGENINETYNINE will also play a bit closer to home at the Black Cat in Washington, DC the following weekend on Saturday, August 27th. Appropriately, THOU will be opening up that show... PG.99 + THOU for $10 = pretty hard to beat! More info on that over at the Black Cat website.

Both of those LPs, along with some celebratory-discounted PG.99 t-shirts (and the many members' other bands' records) can be found in the Robotic Empire - Online Store.




Related in core fundamentals is a lengthy new release from Louisiana's THOU. Longtime friends of the aforementioned Virginians, THOU is cut from a very similar cloth wherein a DIY mentality is the backbone to extreme(ly) heavy music. The sonic results may vary from PG.99, but THOU's rock-solid work ethic, relentless touring and absurdly prolific release schedule now rivals (and possibly exceeds) their Sterling, VA contemporaries. Its also been a great pleasure to work with these maniacs in the past, thus we're honored to present their new 12" to you today.


Recorded throughout the turn of the decade, THOU deliver another potent 40 minutes of triumphant doom-laden sludge fury on The Archer & The Owle. Atypical heavyness to say the least, the ultra-crushing sound THOU has become known for is subtly enhanced by unique elements ala piano, atmospheric noise, horns, double bass and several re-envisioned cover songs for keen ears to decipher. Along with otherwise unreleased Summit-era material, this lengthy "megaEP" also (appropriately) contains THOU's original half of the now postponed co-release with PYGMY LUSH, oddly inspiring the band to then cover two tracks by their collaborators' latest work.

Its all spice added to the overall stunning effect of a truly visionary band; intelligent commentary atop six massive tracks of absolutely bludgeoning music. Presented on color vinyl housed in a beautiful spot-glossed "tip-on" classic style heavyweight gatefold LP jacket, this is yet another brick in THOU's ever-strengthening wall of spite and menace. All mailorder copies of The Archer & The Owle vinyl include a canvas patch exclusive to the label and band copies. 2000 copies of this "megaEP" have been pressed: 500 on opaque gray (mailorder/band only) and 1500 on translucent clear. This and much of THOU's vast back-catalog (plus a few t-shirt designs) can be found now in the Robotic Empire - Online Store.



** As above with PG.99's Singles 12", THIS IS TECHNICALLY A PRE-ORDER as it officially has an August 2nd "street date", although we've been given the go-ahead to start shipping out pre-orders within a week or two from now. However, everything for this release is en route to us... so you can order this NOW in the Robotic Empire - Online Store and we will ship out all orders as promptly as possible! **


In addition to the vinyl version of this behemoth, we've teamed up with our brothers at Sweat Lodge Guru (who are also responsible for the awesome OMGvinyl) to unleash the cassette version of this "megaEP".

300 copies of the pro-tape version have been made, which comes in an unreal two-color letterpress double-sided, mulit-panel j-card (click here for a bigger version of the above photospread). Pretty darn impressive for 6 bucks, this is available NOW in the Robotic Empire - Online Store as well as from Sweat Lodge Guru.

In addition to these new releases (and re-press) we've got a fairly significant RoboSale going on at the moment. Hot on the heels of our insane "fire sale" discounts throughout May and June, we're now offering a slew of Robotic Empire released vinyl and t-shirts at some stupid discounts... only until the end of July though. The vinyl is a widespread slew of Robo (and related) releases, and the shirts are mostly discounted in related celebration of PG.99's burst of activity! Here's the list:

VINYL: (this sale applies to all colors we have in stock)
* Cannabis Corpse - Tube Of The Resinated 12" = $9.99
* Capsule - Blue 12+CD = $8.99
* Employer, Employee - Discography 12" = $9.99
* Floor - Below & Beyond (Deluxe 10xLP, 1x7", 8xCD, 32-page booklet) = $239.99
* Ghastly City Sleep - Self-Titled 12" = $7.99
* Gods & Queens - Untitled (debut) 12"+CD = $11.99
* Inter Arma - Sundown 12" (Mirror Universe release) = $7.99
* Isis - Oceanic 2xLP (vinyl+printed sleeves only, no gatefold jacket) = $9.99
* Pygmy Lush - Bitter River 12" = $8.99
* Red Sparowes - At The Soundless Dawn 2x12" = $15.99
* Red Sparowes - Every Red Heart... 2x12" = $15.99
* Ultra Dolphins - Mar 12" = $7.99
* Ultra Dolphins - Why Are You Laugh 12" = $7.99
* Verse En Coma - Self-Titled 10"+CD = $9.99
* Young Widows - Live 12" (180g) = $9.99

T-SHIRTS: (this sale applies to all sizes we have in stock)
* Pageninetynine - Cow = $9.99
* Pageninetynine - Family = $9.99
* Pageninetynine - Girl With Heart = $11.99
* Pageninetynine - Goth Girl = $9.99
* Pageninetynine - Owl = $11.99
* Pygmy Lush - Man on the Moon = $10.99
* Pygmy Lush - Donkey = $10.99
* Pygmy Lush - Cold World = $10.99
* Pygmy Lush - Mount Hope (black) = $10.99
* Pygmy Lush - Mount Hope (white) = $10.99

All of the above discounted stuff can be found now in the Robotic Empire - Online Store. This is all in an effort to clear some space, as along with the new releases above we also recently re-pressed some essential TORCHE albums (highlighted in the last update). What this all amounts to is a real premium for space at the lil' ol' RoboHQ so thus, the sales continue. However, this is likely to be our last large-scale discounting for a while, but nonetheless there's some good deals to be had. Along with the above items, over 275+ others have various sales attached to them as well.

Beyond all the new Robo label activity, we've actually gotten in very few new stuff/restocks lately (for a change), only a couple items really... so we're posting those along with the last update's stuff.

NEW ITEMS: (from this update)
* Obliteration - Nekropsalms 12" (Forcefield) - $9.99
* Pageninetynine - Singles - BLACK VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Pageninetynine - Singles - BLUE COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Pageninetynine - Singles - GREEN COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Thou - The Archer & The Owle - GREY COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $14.99
* Thou - The Archer & The Owle - RED COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $14.99
* Thou - The Archer & The Owle Cassette (Robotic Empire / Sweat Lodge Guru) - $5.99
* Thou / Moloch - Tears That Soak A Callous Heart Cassette (Perpetual Motion Machine) - $4.99

RESTOCKS: (from this update)
* Cannabis Corpse - Blunted At Birth CD (Forcefield) - $9.99
* Cannabis Corpse - Tube of the Resinated CD (Forcefield) - $9.99
* Cough - Sigillum Luciferi CD (Forcefield) - $9.99
* Cough / The Wounded Kings - An Introduction To The Black Arts 12" VINYL (Forcefield) - $9.99
* Pageninetynine - Document #8 - BLACK VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Pageninetynine - Document #8 - RED COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Pageninetynine - Document #8 - WHITE COLORED VINYL 12"(Robotic Empire) - $11.99

NEW ITEMS: (from last update)
* Annihilation Time - II - BLUE COLORED VINYL 12"+7" (Tank Crimes) - $11.99
* ANS / Ramming Speed - Split 12" (Tank Crimes) - $9.99
* Austrasian Goat, The / Hollow Sunshine - Split 12" (Vendetta) - $14.99
* Big Eyes - Self-Titled Cassette (Tank Crimes) - $4.99
* Black Tusk - The Fallen Kingdom - BLACK VINYL 12" (Hyperrealist) - $14.99
* Black Tusk - The Fallen Kingdom - YELLOW COLORED VINYL 12" (Hyperrealist) - $14.99
* Capsule - No Ghost - GREY COLORED VINYL 12" (Rorschach) - $12.99
* Church Of Misery - Volume 1 12"+7" (Emetic) - $19.99
* Danse Macabre - Einerseits Andererseits 10" (React With Protest) - $9.99
* Dead To A Dying World - Self-Titled - GREEN COLORED VINYL 2x12" (Tofu Carnage) - $26.99
* Dolcim - We Carry The Fire 12" (React With Protest) - $10.99
* Electro Quarterstaff - Aykroyd 12" (War On Music) - $11.99
* Eyehategod - Dopesick - BLACK COVER VERSION VINYL 2x12" (Emetic) - $19.99
* Eyehategod - Dopesick - WHITE COVER VERSION VINYL 2x12" (Emetic) - $19.99
* Eyehategod - In The Name Of Suffering 2x12" (Emetic) - $19.99
* Eyehategod - Take As Needed For Pain 2x12" (Emetic) - $19.99
* Fell Voices - Untitled 12" (Gilead Media) - $13.99
* Fleshpress - Rebuild / Crumble 12" (Throne) - $14.99
* Fleshpress - No Return 12" (Throne) - $14.99
* For Want Of - Self-Titled 7" (Resuscitate) - $4.99
* Gehenna - Malice - RED ORANGE COLORED VINYL 3x12" (Dark Symphonies) - $54.99
* Her Breath On Glass - We Aimed Straight Down - RED BLACK COLORED VINYL 12" (IFB) - $9.99
* Kicking Spit - Psychrockbullsh!t - WHITE COLORED VINYL 12" (Tank Crimes) - $9.99
* Ludicra - The Tenant 2x12" (Throne) - $29.99
* Pygmy Lush - Old Friends - BLACK IMPORT VINYL 12" (Adagio830) - $14.99
* Pygmy Lush - Old Friends - RED COLORED IMPORT VINYL 12" (Adagio830) - $14.99
* Resurrectionists / Battle Of Wolf 359 - Split 10" (React With Protest) - $10.99
* Suma / Unearthly Trance - Collaboration 12" (Throne) - $19.99
* Torche - Self-Titled Reissue - RASTA COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $14.99
* Torche - Meanderthal - CUBAN FLAG COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Torche - Meanderthal - ORANGE BLOB COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Torche - Meanderthal - TAINTED SILVER COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Torche - Meanderthal - YOLK COLORED VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $11.99
* Velnias - Sovereign Nocturnal 12" (Vendetta) - $9.99

RESTOCKS: (from last update)
* Arktika - At Zero 2x12" - COLORED VINYL (Narsharda) - $19.99
* Arktika - Heartwrencher 12" - GREEN SPLATTER COLORED VINYL (Narshardaa) - $12.99
* Cannabis Corpse - The Weeding 12" - ORANGEL COLORED VINYL (Tank Crimes) - $9.99
* Comadre - Wolf Ticket 12" (Adagio 830) - $14.99
* Electric Wizard - Dopethrone T-Shirt - Size: EXTRA LARGE (Eat Death) - $11.99
* Electric Wizard - Dopethrone T-Shirt - Size: LARGE (Eat Death) - $11.99
* Electric Wizard - Dopethrone T-Shirt - Size: MEDIUM (Eat Death) - $11.99
* Electric Wizard - Dopethrone T-Shirt - Size: SMALL (Eat Death) - $11.99
* Giants - Old Stories 12" - SPLATTER COLORED VINYL (Cavity) - $9.99
* Mewithoutyou - AB Life 12" - BROWN COLORED VINYL (Gilead) - $14.99
* Mewithoutyou - Catch For Us the Foxes 12" - RED COLORED VINYL (Gilead) - $14.99
* Omega Massif / Mount Logan - Split 12" - CLOUD GREY VINYL (Vendetta) - $10.99
* Salome - Self-Titled 12" (Vendetta) - $12.99
* Stirling Says - Balboa 12" (Adagio) - $9.99
* Thou / Human Intruder - Split 7" (Dead Earth) - $5.99
* Titan - Colossus 12" (React With Protest) - $12.99
* Torche - Meanderthal - [DELUXE JACKET] BLACK VINYL 12" (Robotic Empire) - $19.99

WOW. Yeah, if we haven't been busy enough lately... lets keep the crazy going! Please hit up the Robotic Empire - Online Store and pick something up if you can. We've gone kinda nutzo on vinyl lately and could use some help getting it outta here. Big ups!

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July 2, 2011

"a cool offering of subterranean garage skuzz" (aka: lost/found BAD SECRETS review)

Well, our ballsoutcrazy June sale has come to an end, but we still have nearly 250 random items on sale at the moment, including this oft-overlooked weirdo record we dropped about two years ago... the sole release (thus far) from BAD SECRETS:


We're going out of our way to post about this oddball release (a 9"+CD) as we just found an old review of this wild slab. Longtime brethren Crucial Blast are almost like an east coast Aquarius, whereas they take (lots of) time to type up detailed description of each item they sell. Impressive to say the least, and here's what they had to say about the aforementioned BAD SECRETS jammer:

"Weird, cavernous, bloozy garage skum from this duo out of Louisville, kind of a surprise offering from Robotic Empire. It's been descibed as "shoegazey" by some, probably because of the copious amounts of reverb that soak into every nook and cranny of these seven songs, but Bad Secrets sound to my ears more like the kind of drug-n'-booze addled noise rock outfits that were slithering out of downtown New York City back in the mid to late 80's, the sort of thing that might have appeared on Rough Trade or Homestead. The guys behind this are drummer Dan Davis (also of Kodan Armada) and guitarist Evan Patterson, the latter known for his involvement in some fine contempo pigfuck/noise rock outfits like Breather Resist, Young Widows and Black Cross. In this configuration, though, Patterson goes for a more drugged and dissonant sort of clamor, the two musicians shambling through these creepy swamp-stained dirges, a vague industrial quality sticking to everything as the twangy, skronking guitar wigs out over a pounding, percussive oil-drum throb, the songs partially formed, and apparently partially improvised as well. The recording is suitably dank and dingy, the aforementioned reverb-heavy sound has it's murkiness amplified by the low fi four-track production. Haunted, stoned gothic noise rock riddled with slurred, drawling vocals and ghostly wails, subterranean metallic scrape and trippy stereo panning, clanking riffs and chaotic drum freak outs, and weird production fuckery that ranges from sped-up tape noise and sudden drop-outs to grainy needle pops and room noise. Imagine Pussy Galore on Quaaludes, or Nick Cave stalking some ancient crypt, and you're in the general vicinity. The guitars utilize some neat shimmery Morricone-esque twang on some of the tracks, too, and the band occasionally even goes off into something resembling a nocturnal version of surf rock at times. Things get pretty "out" and psychedelic throughout this little record, but the duo are still able to produce some seriously catchy noise rock jams like "Gimmee Sound" and "Go And Leave". It's a cool offering of subterranean garage skuzz, presented on an unusual 9" size vinyl record in a silk-screened sleeve, and includes a cd version of the record." © CRUCIAL BLAST

There ya go. We've got that joint discounted to $9.99 at the moment, and with both formats together (CD and vinyl) you get double trouble on this one.

* BAD SECRETS in the Robotic Empire - Online Store
* YOUNG WIDOWS (and related) in the Robotic Empire - Online Store